No. Sorry. Its not. But it did get your attention! I’ve been cooped up too long. I’ve started to write songs. Just the lyrics. Over the years I have written a few with friends. One year my elementary school wrote and sang to the kids “Thank God that school is out” (to the tune of Thank God I’m a Country Boy.) And one year we did the Twelve Days of Christmas… the only part I can remember is “and a first grader with a bloody nose” Took the place of the partridge in a pear tree.
Here is my pandemic song sung to the tune of “Its Howdy Doody Time”. You youngsters will have to Google that….
Its senior shopping day
I’ll soon be on my way
But first I’ll don my mask
I’m doing all they ask.
And next I’ll sanitize
Keep fingers from my eyes
And wipe the shopping cart
cause I’m corona smart.
I’ve organized my list
to minimize the risk
At this I am quite good
At finding all my food.
Fogged glasses make me squint
As down the aisles I sprint
At last I think I’m done
Oh this is so much fun.
I load stuff in my car
I parked not very far
Now sanitize again
Kill germs from where I’ve been.
At home I put away
Continue with my day
And hope enough I’ve done
Stay safe…. everyone!

I’m not expecting a Grammy…. maybe a Granny award.
Add some lyrics in the comments if you’d like!
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Absolutely wonderful (and I remembered the tune!) You should do a video of you singing it and post it on YouTube – you could become another internet sensation! Thanks for the laugh.
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If I could give out Grammy awards, I’d order you one instantly. I needed this.
And now I’m drying to hear the words to your school version of “The 12 Days of Christmas”. The one line you remembered made me laugh out loud! Hopefully you’ll remember the rest of it someday.
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Thank you for ordering me a Grammy! As far as remembering The Twelve Days…. I am clueless. This was back in the 80’s. LOL I may have better luck with “Thank God that School is Out.” Sadly my co-writers have passed on.
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I’m sorry to hear that. There are so many things in our youth that we might enjoy reliving or at least remembering. Of course, there are lots more things that we are more than happy to forget.
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